the best gatari
A transmisogynist convo pops up seconds later.
the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice.
then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”
Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh
I added the angry face.
Liiiiiiiiiike what even is a naturally born woman?
Do c-section babies not count?
If your mom went to a hospital and had anesthetics does that not count?
Do you have to rise from the earth a fully grown woman screaming URUK-HAI?!
au where batman is a landlord of a building and rogues are bad tenants doing weird stuff in their apartments
"Your monthly fine you’ll never see, unless you answer these riddles three!"
"Just pay your damn rent, Nygma!"
Mr Freeze would just be a really inconsiderate jerk who uses up all the cold water every single day
And then makes terrible puns about it when people insist he stop
Harley would be the tenant who keeps a pair of hyenas in a building with a no pets policy
"Ivy stop growing your vines down over other people’s windows. No I don’t care, it’s a fire hazard and it’s absurd. Also please don’t have sex in the laundry room with Harley anymore"
Nygma, who just likes riddles because of his job at the newspaper and who is unable to make rent due to being laid off.
Mr. Freeze who, basically just uses puns and bad jokes to cope with his wife passing…
Harley and Ivy are just awesome lesbians though ;x
There’s also that guy with the penguin fursuit. He’s always pretty good with rent though :V